"You could say I have pretty high standards when it comes to movies. More often than not, I leave the theater feeling disappointed, sometimes having enjoyed a film right up until its ending, which is the moment when so many motion pictures fall short for me. That's because the only films with real movie magic, the ones that truly move me, are the ones in which the whole cast performs a choreographed dance number in a little box next to the credits.
That's the key to a four-star film. Either the final scene fades to black and a little box pops up on the screen so the actors can break character and strut their stuff as the credits roll, or you've lost me.
Lately, I've suffered through some real disappointments, from Birdman to 12 Years A Slave. But the letdown is nothing new. Consider The Godfather, which, despite its formidable ensemble cast, simply rolls its credits over a plain black screen."
Note: having just watched Scooby-Doo 2, I don't know how he missed that one.
