"What about when we remove the plethora of living doll films, which include many entries such as Child's Play, Small Soldiers, Magic, Dolly Dearest and others? Those films, and all the other horror flicks about objects made in a human image (dummies, mannequins, etc) coming to life, are practically their own subgenre, and using them here feels like cheating. What happens when we focus instead on the stranger examples of murderous inanimate objects in film? We're talking killer beds, killer fridges, killer lamps and more. That's when things get really absurd."