Dear reader: the Practical Magic soundtrack is on at full volume as I write this. I've got a pumpkin-scented candle going. There are decorative gourds all over the place. (Seriously, I tripped on a stray one just a minute ago.) A maple-flavored yogurt is nestling into my digestive tract right now. I've scheduled my weekly viewings of Hocus Pocus, and I'm planning on attending at least one (virtual) hex on the patriarchy. All that's left is recommending a seasonally-appropriate reading list.