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40 Worst Book Covers and Titles Ever

Warning: Please don't do this challenge unless it's difficult to offend you.
Yet another in my recent series of frivolous lists. Yes, all these books are real and most are available on Amazon (links are available in the source article). The majority were written with serious intent.
You may need to examine the larger cover images in the source article to get their full impact.
UPDATE (20.11.09): How typical! The top 3 books are about poo(h).
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy (Ira Alterman)
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
1
Ira Alterman
Still Stripping After 25 Years (Eleanor Burns)
Still Stripping After 25 Years
2
Eleanor Burns
Eating People Is Wrong (Malcolm Bradbury)
Eating People Is Wrong
3
Malcolm Bradbury
The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory & Practice (Christopher Hitchens)
The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory & Practice
4
Christopher Hitchens
How to Make Money in Your Spare Time (673126)
How to Make Money in Your Spare Time
5
673126
Reusing Old Graves (Douglas Davies)
Reusing Old Graves
6
Douglas Davies
How to Avoid Huge Ships (John W. Trimmer)
How to Avoid Huge Ships
7
John W. Trimmer
Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics (Heather Busch)
Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics
8
Heather Busch
How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis (Karen Salmansohn)
How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis
9
Karen Salmansohn
The Pocket Book of Boners-An Omnibus of School Boy Howlers and Unconscious Humor (Dr. Seuss)
The Pocket Book of Boners-An Omnibus of School Boy Howlers and Unconscious Humor
10
Dr. Seuss
The Manly Art of Knitting (Dave Fougner)
The Manly Art of Knitting
11
Dave Fougner
Everthing I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor (Roger Welsch)
Everthing I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor
12
Roger Welsch
Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories From the Local Food Front (Joel Salatin)
Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories From the Local Food Front
13
Joel Salatin
Images You Should Not Masturbate to (Graham Johnson)
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
14
Graham Johnson
Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad (Unknown)
Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad
15
Unknown
Are Women Human?: And Other International Dialogues (Catharine A. MacKinnon)
Are Women Human?: And Other International Dialogues
16
Catharine A. MacKinnon
Make Your Own Sex Toys: A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life (Matt Pagett)
Make Your Own Sex Toys: A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life
17
Matt Pagett
A Passion for Donkeys (Elisabeth D. Svendsen)
A Passion for Donkeys
18
Elisabeth D. Svendsen
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them (Roger Welsch)
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
19
Roger Welsch
The Practical Pyromaniac (The Practical Pyromaniac)
The Practical Pyromaniac
20
The Practical Pyromaniac
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children (Lewis B. Frumkes)
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
21
Lewis B. Frumkes
Anybody Can Be Cool-- But Awesome Takes Practice (Lorraine Peterson)
Anybody Can Be Cool-- But Awesome Takes Practice
22
Lorraine Peterson
Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? (David Evans)
Does God Ever Speak Through Cats?
23
David Evans
Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi)
Everyone Poops
24
Taro Gomi
Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages (Victor T. Cheney)
Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages
25
Victor T. Cheney
Invisible Dick (Frank Topham)
Invisible Dick
26
Frank Topham
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories (Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan)
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
27
Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan
Pooh Gets Stuck (Isabel Gaines)
Pooh Gets Stuck
28
Isabel Gaines
Hitler: Neither Vegetarian nor Animal Lover (Rynn Berry)
Hitler: Neither Vegetarian nor Animal Lover
29
Rynn Berry
How Green Were the Nazis? (Ed. Franz-Josef Bruggemeier & Others)
How Green Were the Nazis?
30
Ed. Franz-Josef Bruggemeier & Others
The Best Dad Is a Good Lover (Charlie W. Shedd)
The Best Dad Is a Good Lover
31
Charlie W. Shedd
Scouts in Bondage (Geoffrey Prout)
Scouts in Bondage
32
Geoffrey Prout
What's Your Poo Telling You? (Josh Richman)
What's Your Poo Telling You?
33
Josh Richman
Who Cares About Elderly People? (Pam Adams)
Who Cares About Elderly People?
34
Pam Adams
It's Easy to Play Classical Pieces (Cyril Watters)
It's Easy to Play Classical Pieces
35
Cyril Watters
The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife (David Staume)
The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
36
David Staume
Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself (Dale L Power)
Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself
37
Dale L Power
Fellow Fags (Ethel Talbot)
Fellow Fags
38
Ethel Talbot
How to Shit in the Woods (Kathleen Meyer)
How to Shit in the Woods
39
Kathleen Meyer
Harpo's Horrible Secret (Barbara Kelley)
Harpo's Horrible Secret
40
Barbara Kelley
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