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American Dad Newspaper Headlines

This is a list of the newspaper headlines in the show American Dad. Usually the headlines were satirical in nature, usually directed to the U.S. Government, media or current affairs. This gag ran for seasons 1-5 and then was replaced by the roger's disguises gag.
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Democratic Party Missing: Feared Dead
Democratic Party Missing: Feared Dead
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Stuff Happens as Wave of Ambiguity Spreads
Stuff Happens as Wave of Ambiguity Spreads
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Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub
Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub
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Hooker Killed for Heart of Gold
Hooker Killed for Heart of Gold
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Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs
Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs
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Missing Twins Found in Gingerbread House
Missing Twins Found in Gingerbread House
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Bush Finally Gets Joke About Last Name
Bush Finally Gets Joke About Last Name
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Israel Pulls Out of Gaza, Gaza Not Pregnant
Israel Pulls Out of Gaza, Gaza Not Pregnant
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Gas Prices Higher Than Dude at Weezer Concert
Gas Prices Higher Than Dude at Weezer Concert
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Scientist Discovers Wife Cheating
Scientist Discovers Wife Cheating
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Big Bird Dead of Big Avian Flu
Big Bird Dead of Big Avian Flu
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Clever Bumper Sticker Ends Abortion Debate
Clever Bumper Sticker Ends Abortion Debate
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Britney Spears' Baby to Enter Pre-Hab
Britney Spears' Baby to Enter Pre-Hab
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Bush Appoints Stephen King as Ambassador to Terror
Bush Appoints Stephen King as Ambassador to Terror
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Tantric Sex Conference Ends Prematurely
Tantric Sex Conference Ends Prematurely
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Michelle Kwan Finally Dishonors Family
Michelle Kwan Finally Dishonors Family
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Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza
Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza
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King Kong Told Not to Use AIDS Quilt for Warmth
King Kong Told Not to Use AIDS Quilt for Warmth
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"American Dad" Releases DVD, Small Girl From Basement
"American Dad" Releases DVD, Small Girl From Basement
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Rob Schneider, Dead at 62
Rob Schneider, Dead at 62
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Zach Braff Mania Sweeps Zac Braff's Apartment
Zach Braff Mania Sweeps Zac Braff's Apartment
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Jewish Gynecologist Develops Pap Schmear
Jewish Gynecologist Develops Pap Schmear
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Despondent Pluto Drowns Two of Its Moons
Despondent Pluto Drowns Two of Its Moons
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Bush to Voters: "Votes for Dems Kills Angels!"
Bush to Voters: "Votes for Dems Kills Angels!"
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Dems Take House, Republicans Get Record Collection
Dems Take House, Republicans Get Record Collection
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Rumsfeld Steps Down... on Puppy's Head
Rumsfeld Steps Down... on Puppy's Head
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Turkey Uprising Fails!
Turkey Uprising Fails!
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Trans Fats Banned in NYC, Fat Trannies Still OK
Trans Fats Banned in NYC, Fat Trannies Still OK
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Santa Exits Sleigh, Flashes Crotch
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Santa Exits Sleigh, Flashes Crotch
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It's 2007...Still No Flying Cars
It's 2007...Still No Flying Cars
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Girlfriend Dumped After Asking "Who's in World Series Bowl?"
Girlfriend Dumped After Asking "Who's in World Series Bowl?"
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Homemade Valentine Proves Thought Doesn't Count
Homemade Valentine Proves Thought Doesn't Count
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Iran Changes Flag to Middle Finger
Iran Changes Flag to Middle Finger
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Scooter Libby Farts, Pardoned
Scooter Libby Farts, Pardoned
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Childhood Obesity Up, Pedophilia Down
Childhood Obesity Up, Pedophilia Down
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Airlines to Screen Emotional Baggage
Airlines to Screen Emotional Baggage
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Mexican President Creates New Taco Supreme Court
Mexican President Creates New Taco Supreme Court
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Plane Delayed as Mrs. Plane Finishes Getting Ready
Plane Delayed as Mrs. Plane Finishes Getting Ready
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Popeye Insists: "Olive Oil Aint No Virgin"
Popeye Insists: "Olive Oil Aint No Virgin"
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Al Gore Honors Carlos Mencia for Recycling Jokes
Al Gore Honors Carlos Mencia for Recycling Jokes
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