Bart Simpson's Blackboard Gags (Things You Have Gotten in Trouble For)

This is a list of things that Bart Simpson has had to write on the blackboard for in the opening credits of The Simpsons. How many bad things have you done?

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Wasting Chalk

Wasting Chalk

1

Skateboarding in the Halls

Skateboarding in the Halls

2

Burping in Class

Burping in Class

3

Instigating Revolution

Instigating Revolution

4

I Will Not Draw Naked Ladies in Class

I Will Not Draw Naked Ladies in Class

5

Lying About Seeing Elvis

Lying About Seeing Elvis

6

I Will Not Call My Teacher "Hot Cakes"

I Will Not Call My Teacher "Hot Cakes"

7

Garlic Gum Is Not Funny

Garlic Gum Is Not Funny

8

They Are Laughing at Me, Not With Me

They Are Laughing at Me, Not With Me

9

I Will Not Yell "Fire" in a Crowded Classroom

I Will Not Yell "Fire" in a Crowded Classroom

10

I Will Not Encourage Others to Fly

I Will Not Encourage Others to Fly

11

Faking Your Way Through Life

Faking Your Way Through Life

12

Tar Is Not a Plaything

Tar Is Not a Plaything

13

Xeroxing Your Butt

Xeroxing Your Butt

14

Trading Pants With Others

Trading Pants With Others

15

I Am Not a 32 Year Old Woman

I Am Not a 32 Year Old Woman

16

I Will Not Do That Thing With My Tongue

I Will Not Do That Thing With My Tongue

17

I Will Not Drive the Principal's Car

I Will Not Drive the Principal's Car

18

Pledging Allegiance to Yourself

Pledging Allegiance to Yourself

19

I Will Not Sell School Property

I Will Not Sell School Property

20

Cutting Corners

Cutting Corners

21

I Will Not Get Very Far With This Attitude

I Will Not Get Very Far With This Attitude

22

I Will Not Make Flatulent Noises in Class

I Will Not Make Flatulent Noises in Class

23

Belching the National Anthem

Belching the National Anthem

24

I Will Not Sell Land in Florida

I Will Not Sell Land in Florida

25

I Will Not Grease the Monkey Bars

I Will Not Grease the Monkey Bars

26

I Will Not Hide Behind the Fifth Amendment

I Will Not Hide Behind the Fifth Amendment

27

Doing Anything Bad

Doing Anything Bad

28

Showing Off

Showing Off

29

Sleeping Through Your Education

Sleeping Through Your Education

30

Pretending to Be a Dentist

Pretending to Be a Dentist

31

Spit Wads Are Not Free Speech

Spit Wads Are Not Free Speech

32

Slapping Sunburn

Slapping Sunburn

33

Bring High Explosive to School

Bring High Explosive to School

34

Bribing the Principal

Bribing the Principal

35

Squeaking Chalk

Squeaking Chalk

36

Not Finishing What You Started

Not Finishing What You Started

37

Attempting to Use a Made Up Form of Money

Attempting to Use a Made Up Form of Money

38

I Will Not Fake Rabies

I Will Not Fake Rabies

39

Wearing Your Underwear on the Outside

Wearing Your Underwear on the Outside

40

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