Travel Movies Books Food Other
Sign In
Trending
New
Popular
type to search

Dennis Hopper and Other Reassuring Voices in Retirement Planning

"There's no denying it anymore: I'm getting to that point in my life where I should start thinking seriously about my retirement. … That's why Dennis Hopper's television spots for Ameriprise Financial are so reassuring. Retirement planning means a lot of decision making, and thank God I have the soothing presence of that amyl nitrite–huffing, obscenity-screaming, psychosexual lunatic from Blue Velvet to guide me through it.
That's why I know I can trust Ameriprise. … When I hear him in those commercials, it's the familiar voice of a coke- dealing, LSD-fueled hippie cowboy biker putting me at ease.
… It's pretty safe to say that anyone nearing retirement age would look back on that burned-out, hypomanic cult member who nonsensically sings the praises of the brutally homicidal and delusional Colonel Kurtz, and ask themselves the question, 'How would that man plan for his retirement?' "
Other reassuring voices include Jack Nicholson, Tim Curry, and Wilford Brimley.
54 users · 183 views
 
avg. score: 6 of 10 (62%)
required scores: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9 

How many have you seen?

Page 1 of 1
1
Blue Velvet (1986)
Blue Velvet (1986)
2
Easy Rider (1969)
Easy Rider (1969)
3
Hoosiers (1986)
Hoosiers (1986)
4
Rumble Fish (1983)
Rumble Fish (1983)
5
The Shining (1980)
The Shining (1980)
6
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
7
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
8
Waterworld (1995)
Waterworld (1995)
9
The Thing (1982)
The Thing (1982)
10
Speed (1994)
Speed (1994)
Page 1 of 1
 Your Results
Click the SHOW MY RESULTS button
above to calculate your results.
Click movies you've seen
Newsletter · Help/Contact · Privacy · Copyright Claim   © 2024 App Spring, Inc. · This product uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb.
Seen It - Movies & TV 
Android & iOS
Seen It is a new app from the creators of List Challenges. You can view movies and shows in one place and filter by streaming provider, genre, release year, runtime, and rating (Rotten Tomatoes, Imdb, and/or Metacritic). Also, you can track what you've seen, want to see, like, or dislike, as well as track individual seasons or episodes of shows. In addition, you can see the most watched/liked stuff amongst your friends. Learn more at SEENIT.FUN