Tale as old as time yadda yadda yadda. You know the drill. What I really want to talk about is how this is basically Jane Eyre, right? So shouldn't I include every Jane Eyre movie? But then someone wouldn't read this blurb and they'd be like "Why are these movies on here?? They don't even have talking furniture or any of the furry subtext! What gives???"
...ah crap, I could've done a "Be my guest" bit in this! Dang it!