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Kids' Books That Aren't for Kids

Don't let your kids or anyone's kids get their hands on these books! These are adults-only books! Parodying adulthood, parenting, and existential dread, these books are meant for grown-ups who need to laugh at the ludicrous nature of life.
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All My Friends Are Dead (Avery Monsen and Jory John)
All My Friends Are Dead
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Avery Monsen and Jory John
All My Friends Are Still Dead (Avery Monsen and Jory John)
All My Friends Are Still Dead
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Avery Monsen and Jory John
Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate (Antoinette Bergin)
Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate
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Antoinette Bergin
Bicurious George (Andrew Simonian)
Bicurious George
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Andrew Simonian
The Gashlycrumb Tinies (Edward Gorey)
The Gashlycrumb Tinies
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Edward Gorey
Go the Fuck to Sleep (Adam Mansbach)
Go the Fuck to Sleep
6
Adam Mansbach
Goodnight iPad (Ann Droyd)
Goodnight iPad
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Ann Droyd
How to Traumatize Your Children (Perpetual Kid)
How to Traumatize Your Children
8
Perpetual Kid
If You Give a Kid a Cookie (Mary Roznick)
If You Give a Kid a Cookie
9
Mary Roznick
Inspector Pancakes Helps the President of France (Solve the White Orchid Murders) (Karla Pacheco)
Inspector Pancakes Helps the President of France (Solve the White Orchid Murders)
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Karla Pacheco
K Is for Knifeball (Avery Monsen)
K Is for Knifeball
11
Avery Monsen
The Kid in the Crib (Lex Friedman)
The Kid in the Crib
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Lex Friedman
Little Miss Basic (Dan Zevin)
Little Miss Basic
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Dan Zevin
Little Penis (Craig Yoe)
Little Penis
14
Craig Yoe
Monsters Eat Whiny Children (Bruce Eric Kaplan)
Monsters Eat Whiny Children
15
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Mr. Selfie (Dan Zevin)
Mr. Selfie
16
Dan Zevin
Nobody Likes a Cockblock (Ron Swanson)
Nobody Likes a Cockblock
17
Ron Swanson
The Official a Game of Thrones Coloring Book (A Song of Ice and Fire) (George. R. R. Martin)
The Official a Game of Thrones Coloring Book (A Song of Ice and Fire)
18
George. R. R. Martin
Oh the Places You'll Screw Up (Josh Miller)
Oh the Places You'll Screw Up
19
Josh Miller
Pat the Zombie (Aaron Ximm)
Pat the Zombie
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Aaron Ximm
The Puzzle at the End of This Book (Various)
The Puzzle at the End of This Book
21
Various
The Taking Tree (Shrill Travesty)
The Taking Tree
22
Shrill Travesty
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book
23
The Very Hungry Cthulhupillar
The Very Hungry Cthulhupillar
24
We're Going on a Bar Hunt (A Parody)
We're Going on a Bar Hunt
25
A Parody
What to Expect When You're Expected (David Javerbaum)
What to Expect When You're Expected
26
David Javerbaum
Where's Willy? (Will Ings)
Where's Willy?
27
Will Ings
You Have to Fucking Eat (Adam Mansbach)
You Have to Fucking Eat
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Adam Mansbach
You're Only Old Once!
You're Only Old Once!
29
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