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So Called "Metal" Bands That Simply Aren't Metal

If Bon Jovi butt-raped every member of One Direction, and all of these kids later formed a band, it would sound like this pile of cheesy dung. Today's metal scene is inundated with hideous crap designed to sell to 16 year-old teenyboppers who've just grown out of their boy-band phase and are looking for a new identity to fill the void that is their lack of personality. Bands that play generic, mega-commercial music are not metal, period. You want to listen to soft-ass shit that sounds much more like pop than metal? Go ahead and tick as many bands off from this list as you want. Just don't call it metal - that's all I ask, because metal is supposed to be about GIVING A MIDDLE FINGER TO THE MAINSTREAM, not SOUNDING LIKE IT.
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36 Crazyfists
36 Crazyfists
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Abandon All Ships
Abandon All Ships
2
Above Symmetry
Above Symmetry
3
Adema
Adema
4
Aldious
Aldious
5
All Ends
All Ends
6
All That Remains
All That Remains
7
Amaranthe
Amaranthe
8
American Head Charge
American Head Charge
9
Amorphis
Amorphis
10
Andrew W.K.
Andrew W.K.
11
Anew Revolution
Anew Revolution
12
Arven
Arven
13
As I Lay Dying
As I Lay Dying
14
Asking Alexandria
Asking Alexandria
15
Atreyu
Atreyu
16
Attack! Attack!
Attack! Attack!
17
Avantasia
Avantasia
18
Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold
19
Axenstar
Axenstar
20
Babymetal
Babymetal
21
Being as an Ocean
Being as an Ocean
22
Betraying the Martyrs
Betraying the Martyrs
23
Bleeding Through
Bleeding Through
24
Blessed by a Broken Heart
Blessed by a Broken Heart
25
Blessthefall
Blessthefall
26
Breaking Benjamin
Breaking Benjamin
27
Bring Me the Horizon
Bring Me the Horizon
28
Bullet for My Valentine
Bullet for My Valentine
29
Chevelle
Chevelle
30
Coal Chamber
Coal Chamber
31
The Color Morale
The Color Morale
32
Crown the Empire
Crown the Empire
33
Damageplan
Damageplan
34
A Day to Remember
A Day to Remember
35
Disturbed
Disturbed
36
Edguy
Edguy
37
Evanescence
Evanescence
38
Fear Factory
Fear Factory
39
Fit for a King
Fit for a King
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