Deep Zombie Thoughts by Dodger!
If a zombie attacked me in my room right now while I'm writing this--what would I have to defend myself?
I'm looking around and and the the best weapon I have is a writing pen. If the zombie will just be nice and stand still, then I would be able to stab it in the forehead and ultimately through the brain.
Hopefully, the pen would just go in, but if he was a really, really nice zombie then I could take off my shoe and hammer it in.
