Movies are supposed to entertain, surprise, or at the very least keep you awake. But every now and then, you stumble into a film so dreadful it doesn't just waste your time — it actively steals it. This list is my personal graveyard of cinematic disasters: the worst films I've ever had the misfortune of watching.
What unites them isn't campy fun or guilty-pleasure charm. I can forgive a ridiculous B-movie that makes me laugh for the wrong reasons. No, the real villains are the ones that are dull, incoherent, or painfully self-important without delivering anything worthwhile. They're the films that made me stare at the progress bar, bargaining with myself to stick it out just in case it somehow got better. (It didn't.)
The most infuriating part? That time is gone forever. I can't get back the hours I lost watching wooden performances, nonsensical plots, and dialogue that sounded like it was written on a napkin five minutes before filming. All I can do is share the pain and warn others