The Top 10 Stupidest Film Dialogue Understatements

1. "What a crazy day! The first time I've seen you in three years and we're buried alive!"
2. "She got lost in the pyramids. The mummy will have her for lunch!" "Oh, the poor kid!"
3. Businesswoman (whose lunch partner was just devoured by mutant slugs): "I sure hope things like that don't happen around here again!"
4. "I was in an orgy. I was a stripper. I was a streetwalker. Then in a motel a man tried to forcibly seduce me." "There, there, dear. If you think these things are bad, wait until your children grow up."
5. "She was suffering from paranoia and hallucinations, induced by tranquilizers, cocaine, amphetamines, alcohol…" "She's always been difficult."
6. "I'd like to take you out in a monster-free city." "I'd like that."
7. "It's great to eat under an open sky, even if it is radioactive."
8. "You just can't get him out of your mind, huh?" (caveman)
9. "Murderers! They're all alike. Society would be better off without them!"
10. "Camp BLOOD? They're opening that place again?"