Things You Thought Were Fancy When You Were Young - Page 3

The guy who drove my school bus was SO FANCY because he had a chain with like a 100 keys on them. I thought he must own at least a 100 cars. I was like "WEALTH". And I assumed he was an undercover multi-billionaire driving our school bus as a punishment for committing some crime like Enron or Chernobyl. I also thought that plastic champagne glasses were CLASS. And those ice cubes that lit up in neon colors? Only the wealthiest of mortals could own those! Here's a list of what random people as dumb as me thought were classy when they were kids.