We should make a movie where the two main characters are established in the front of a bus for 80% of the film. One is driving and one is crouching down the entire time.
The driver doesn't have a clue to what she's doing but miraculously she pulls off some great stunts, like driving over a bridge which weirdly is missing a huge piece of itself for no reason, and she drives airborne over the deep chasm below using fear as her teacher.
We will call it Speed, because they have to drive fast or die. Yeah, Speed sounds great and not something that's more appropriate with a better depth of meaning such as The Flying Bus, or The Bus from Outer Space, or The Driver who Could, or A Driving Lesson in Evil.
Actually, I thought everything was fine with the movie including the title. I was just kittenaround.
